Saloon Song

from Dogs on the Subway EP by Dogs on the Subway

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SALOON SONG

Mary Lou ate Susie for Breakfast
She’s had trouble keepin’ friends ever since
She says, “Darlin, I could never eat ya
But that Bitch really had it comin”
Two Big Bites from her giant tits
Two little nibbles from her tiny hips

Little Freddie gave his puppy a makeover
He snipped his ears and he cut off his nose
He says it’s all for the sake of an artist
And cries at night cause his hamster is gone
A little pill makes a quiet puppy
An oiled chainsaw makes an easy cut

No one came to your party
You ate cake by yourself
But honey baby you made this
Bed where you lie

I stole your boy and kissed your brother
You drove my car into a ravine
There’s no one left sittin in the bleachers
The audience is down to you and me
Two little girls walkin in stilettos
Two little girls with a machete each

You know best, I know best
So what’s the tears, what’s the tears, what you cryin for
When you get what you thought that you wanted all along
Cry Uncle, Say Mercy, I won’t let you be
Cry Uncle, Say Mercy, I’ll still burn your house down

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from Dogs on the Subway EP, released December 18, 2014

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